Dang, I keep forgetting to tell them where the rocks are.
He forgot to say the magic words, “Bear but a touch of my hand, and you shall be upheld in more than this.” That’s how the Ghost of Christmas Past did it, when Scrooge worried about falling from his window.
Blasphemy is not funny! You’ve lost a reader.
Smitty is just doing his American Taliban routine. I’m sure he’d be pleased if this was about Muhammad.
Even Jesus has a sense of humor, and he sure needs it here.
This one definitely made me LOL!
(Does this mean I’m going to the hot place, Smitty, or are you just joking?)
nosirrom about 8 years ago
Dang, I keep forgetting to tell them where the rocks are.
paullp Premium Member about 8 years ago
He forgot to say the magic words, “Bear but a touch of my hand, and you shall be upheld in more than this.” That’s how the Ghost of Christmas Past did it, when Scrooge worried about falling from his window.
smitty72 about 8 years ago
Blasphemy is not funny! You’ve lost a reader.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 8 years ago
Smitty is just doing his American Taliban routine. I’m sure he’d be pleased if this was about Muhammad.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 8 years ago
Even Jesus has a sense of humor, and he sure needs it here.
Ushindi about 8 years ago
This one definitely made me LOL!
(Does this mean I’m going to the hot place, Smitty, or are you just joking?)