Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 18, 2016

an auto mechanic’s shop too, ma’am

Tony asked, about 8 hours ago

Dang, right?

Hmmmm ….

Tony posted today’s strip on Facebook 9 hours ago now,

with a repeat of Friday’s question,

“Dang, right?”…. as Tigressy notes.

But an hour later, he asked a new question:

’You got a V8 or a V12?"

Well, Tony….

My little Saturn has a 1.9 liter 4 cylinder engine….

and it runs great.

But…. I’ll have a V8, in a tall glass with a just a splash of vodka….

if you’re offering…..

Dang right, I could have had a V8!

Third QOTD:

Which one’s the dipstick?

I don’t know the specs of my engine; I just know it gets me there. I never did understand the concept of “popping the hood”. At car shows long lines of vehicles all with their hoods up. That just ruins the lines of the car.

@Tony

Neither. Two feet and a heartbeat.

Who asked her, anyway?

If you count all the engines in the garage, it would be sixteen…