Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 20, 2016

I don’t think you could make an afghan out of a crayon and a laminated picture of Regis Philbin,

not even if you shred them and turn them into the 6" or so of waxy plastic-y yarn they might produce when twisted

Plus, she has no means of buying yarn,,,,,

Ergo, I’m wondering whether a bit of that patina might be not so false….

but arise from the actual age of the yarn.

That is to say… I hope Agnes isn’t planning to unravel Grandma’s

precious old favorite afghan,

to get the yarn for this attempt.

BTW… I remember a couple of weeks ago (?)

she was making Grandma a list of impossible-to-fulfill promises for her present.

She was Susan…but she lost interest. Lists were too much like homework. :-)

LOL… Thanks Tony.

And we all know Agnes only remembers what she wants to remember.

I would comment more often, but I don’t want to interfere with the dialogue.I read the comments everyday though.Good or bad, they make me smile. Thanks!