Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 03, 1971

Transcript:

Player 1: Psst. C'mon Elmer, tell him. Elmer: He'll kill me! Player 2: Someone has to do it! Player 3: O.K., we'll all do it together ready? Ah, one, ah, two... All: Say, B.D., have you tried "scope"? Player 3: Heh, hee! B.D.: Boys, I've got a dynamite play worked out. Mark: Hey, fellahs! Fellahs! Today's the day you all promised you'd help with the voter registration drive in the ghetto! Player 1: Oh, gee, that's right! Completely slipped my mind! Player 2: I thought it was Tuesday. Player 3: Gee, sorry, mark. Mark: Hurry up! The bus is waiting! B.D." Not so fast you outside agitator! This is a footbal team, not a civics group. You clowns!! Get back here! We have a BS game tomorrow! We have to learn these plays today!! Hey!! Player 1: Sorry, boss we're needed in the ghetto.. B.D.: The ghetto can wait!!