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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 02, 2017
January 01, 2017
January 03, 2017
Transcript:
Brutus: What is your New Year's resolution, Uncle Ted? Uncle Ted: The same one I make every year, Brutus... Uncle Ted: I resolve to be able to make this New Year's resolution again next year!
nosirrom about 8 years ago
I grok uncle Ted. The older I get the shorter the range of my plans.
St. Pillsbury about 8 years ago
Hey, I mean…. if it works!?!
gooddavid about 8 years ago
My new year’s resolution is always the same, not to make any resolutions. That way, I break it immediately and don’t have to worry about it anymore. ;)
JoePhan about 8 years ago
I’m making the same resolution for the third year in a row: gain weight. I’m skinny, with no padding or insulation and I’ve managed about 2 pounds per year. (I’m diabetic, so I can’t just pig out on starches and sweets.)
Jim Kerner about 8 years ago
At least he’s consistent.