Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2017

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    Bill The Nuke  over 7 years ago

    I hear he has a glass jaw.

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    jmcx4  over 7 years ago

    A bottle of wine knocked me out just last night.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    I lost money on the bet. Tonight the bottle let me down.

    Sing it Emmylou!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1yKn6Rm6c

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    ♫ I fought the sauce and the sauce won. ♫

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    CYGNUS X1  over 7 years ago

    He wasn’t looking to take those kind of “belts” to the head when he went in looking for a Merlot but he came out punch drunk!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The red packs a punch.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Every day, he battles the bottle.

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