Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 14, 1974

Transcript:

Reporter: Warden, we appreciate your co-operation in helping to set up some interviews this afternoon. Warden: Not at all, gentlemen! I think it's about time the press got the real story... you see, gentlemen, there's been a lot of cynical reporting about the "cushy" life here at Allenwood. I think when you meet with inmate Magruder and some of the others, you'll see it's not the bed of roses you imagined. By the way, where is Magruder? Guard, have you... Guard: Oh, gee, Warden, I forgot - tell you - he phoned in to regret. He has a squash date this afternoon. Warden: I can't stand it. Guard: Said he was sorry, but he couldn't get out of it...