Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 17, 2017
Transcript:
Poncho: We're tired of you using our stomachs to make us do what you want! So we've taken something dear to you! Your car! Now we're on an even playing field! And we've also taken the item that's most dear to your wife! Carmen: You're definitely gonna start doing more housework.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Oops. Time to start sucking up to her, Chaz!
Argythree over 7 years ago
File a report on theft with the police, and lock the thief out.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 7 years ago
I don’t think the vac is “dear” to Carmen. But she’s the one with uncountable cats, so she has to clean up after them.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Not exactly an even playing field you dope. No car means no kibble. No kibble means hungry dog. Have you forgotten that Chazz was an athlete before you came along? Bike to the grocery, but no room for kibble.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 7 years ago
BTW where did you get the smartphone?
ericbutts74 over 7 years ago
Poor Hudson – accessory to grand larceny, carnapping, vacuumnaping… and he’s just standing there with that blank look on his dump mug while Poncho digs deeper. sigh.
Znox11 over 7 years ago
I wonder if Poncho knows that Chazz can track his cellphone?
tcayer over 7 years ago
“You bring that car back, or no dinner!”
“D’oh!”