Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 05, 2017

If you’re throwing rocks at seagulls, leave no tern unstoned.

That hotel’s for the birds.

If you’re going to snipe about anything, in this picturesque, histork (sorry) seaside hotel…

Then again, maybe you don’t want to make waves….

it might make the rest of your stay auk-ward.

Over the reception desk at my dentist there is a sign, Welcome Inn. It was the dentist’s idea.

If they added an extension to that desk at a right angle, and the concierge retired, it would be an ex tern ell.

Susan, don’t apologize for “histork”. Just boldly pun where no man has far-fetched before.

Such a common tern, he should go get a sandwich, that’s the least he could do instead of being a royal pain. Though he does sort of look elegant.

I know where the last dodo went

Good bye, and thanks for all the fish!

I’m fishing here, but all you guys before me have the best lines. Great puns everyone.

and to think everyone had told them that dump was for the birds…