Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2017
January 18, 2017
January 20, 2017
Transcript:
You heard me! Pour the oil into the moat and ignite it! What? Speak up! What?! I'm coming down... Sorry, sir. Apparently there are some state rules against pouring oil onto soil, even if you own a moat... Bloodied tree hugger's spoil all the fun! Something about contaminating the watershed... Bah! Absurd! We're over 3,000 miles from the Perrier spring in southern France...
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 8 years ago
The only water in the world that matters !
Iduntgetit about 8 years ago
people in snow castles shouldn’t light fires.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Don’t worry Sedgie, soon you’ll be able to do it.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Mostly funny.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Now he has to pump out the water, put in thick liners and he may still get to do it with the oil.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Bloody tree-huggers! Some of them don’t even drink Perrier!
(But I agree with Iduntgetit that a moat-ful of flaming oil is not the best defense when you’re in a snow castle….)