Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 14, 1975

Transcript:

Mark: And now, campers, an interview with "Lava-Lava" Lenny, the controversial Samoan lineman who's been holding out for a $60,000 scholarship! "Lava-Lava," let me just ask you this - since most students seem to get by on about $4,000 a year, why do you feel you need $60,000? Man: Well, lots of reasons! For instance, books. See, I'm an English major... Mark: Well, yes, but so are other students, and... Man: Then there's typing paper! I require a lot of typing paper for my English essays, see... Mark: Typing paper?! How much could that cost? Man: Lots! If you could hear my secretary carry on...