Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 12, 2017
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Transcript:
Man: It's really depressing when a relationship ends. It's like getting thrown out of a nice, warm bar onto your butt in the snow and having to walk home because somebody stole your car. Man 2: Wow. I've never heard the sense of loss explained quite that way. Man: Obviously, you've never been thrown out of a bar.
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“I’ve been thrown out of better places than this!”
Farside99 almost 8 years ago
Looks like it’s obvious why the relationship ended.
well-i-never almost 8 years ago
I think the relationship WAS with the bar.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
As Ron White says: The cops were called ‘cause we broke a chair on the way out and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it because we broke it over my thigh. The cops showed up, and at that point, I had the right to remain silent — but I didn’t have the ability. The cop was like, “Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk… in… publ-ic-kah!” I was like, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lic. I don’t want to be drunk in pub-lic, I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal… arrest them!”
DM2860 almost 8 years ago
Maybe they did not steal your car. Maybe they just moved it to the other part of the parking lot to prevent you from driving home drunk. (Some friends of mine did that to another friend when he left his keys on the counter as he went to whizz.) After he cried on the bar for a while for having ‘lost his car’, one of his friends volunteered to drive him home, while another friend actually met them there in the drunk’s car with the key to the house.