Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 08, 2017
February 07, 2017
February 09, 2017
Transcript:
What to do when you see a bear. If the bear is far away... leave. If the bear is nearby... make lots of noise. If the bear is really, really close... speak to it in a shooting voice. If the bear attacks because it's startled... roll into a ball and remain still. If the bear attacks because it's hungry... run! Climb a tree! Throw rocks at it! Anything goes! If the bear is eating a salmon... try suggesting a Louis Jadot Gevrey-Chambertin Pinot Noir 2009 as an appropriate wine pairing.
Ida No almost 8 years ago
If the bear attempts to sweet talk you into going out on a date, and you have to pay for it…
pcolli almost 8 years ago
If he’s doing what people say he’s doing, just hand him the toilet paper and leave.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 8 years ago
That wine sounds pricey. I’d suggest a cheaper critter wine like Goats do Roam or The Little Penguin.
johovey almost 8 years ago
That last panel almost made me spit out my coffee…
æ² almost 8 years ago
If you can actually figure out what the bear’s internal motives are (hungry? startled? just wants a wine suggestion?) before it kills you, go into business as a high-priced animal psychic to the stars.