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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 17, 1980
Transcript:
Bernie: Zonker! What are you doing in here, man? Zonker: I blew it, Bernie. I didn't work on my golf enough and I blew the whole meet. Bernie: What are you talking about, Zonk? You took your event! Zonker: I what? Bernie: You scored a perfect 10! You're getting the Jack Ford medal for best tan! Zonker: The Jack Ford medal? Bernie! Pinch me! Bernie: No time! The President's waiting to meet you!