The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2017

Quit rolling your eyes at me!

ZOMBAR

..but she only has eyes for the bartender.

Aren’t her eyes suppose to be floating in her drink?

“Brains ’n Beer” ?? My parents made the connection long ago, and I’m still a teetotaler.

“Then you pick ‘em up! I ain’t touchin’ em!

She was in the movie “Dilate M for Murder.”

And they’re wireless.

I think this is Hilburn’s third or fourth “My Eyes” riff.

The topic here is “trying to catch her eye”.

This one’s a bit sick.

I do NOT want to ogle zomboobies.

Dial M for munchies…seems something is keeping things alive. Like “Miracle Day” was.

It’s an optical illusion