Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 24, 2017

and yet life goes on

Teaching to count…They Did, teaching to count THAT HIGH they did not.

Police don’t have to count:( Your arrest record is computerized:( It follows you from cradle to grave:( You can be arrested a thousand and one times . . . the system will let the officer know:(

These days he’d be tasered etc for just looking at the cop.

Lucky to have police escort…

Andy is a quick thinker even after hours away from Flo in the pub with Chalkie

Smythe Classic

http://archives.cartoons.ac.uk/GetMultimedia.ashx?db=Catalog&type=default&fname=AC0123.jpg

If you had £1 for every time, Officer. You would probably be a millionaire by now.

xxx

@Afficionado

I really do miss our friends but without wanting to sound mean, It turns out they weren’t very loyal. Just because we can no longer post images or links they had to up and go even though they have friends like you and me here. I just don’t understand it.

I don’t like it that we can’t post images either but I still stayed.

There’s probably a different story but I don’t know what it is.

Hope you enjoy your new AC!

I ought to be easy to figure out. Take how many years he has been on that beat, multiply by 36, then subtract the number of nights off the officer has had during that time.

@No 3

I can’t post images but I can still post links to them.

Another classic

http://archives.cartoons.ac.uk/GetMultimedia.ashx?db=Catalog&type=default&fname=AC0121.jpg

Gag Vault

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9670235.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/GagVaultJAN24.jpg

“Three little girls went to the Police Academy”…….Of course, in Andy’s world, Charlie’s Angels would probably end up being Flo, Rube, and Big Betty!