Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 26, 2017
Transcript:
Katy: Check it out, Dad! I'm juggling! Adam: Whoa! Easy! Putting in contacts, here! Katy: Oh. Sorry. Adam: No problem. I just didn't want to get bumped and shove my eyeball into my brain. Katy: Could...could that really happen? Adam: Oh, sure. Happened to a guy in my high school. We called him "Eyeball Brain Brian" from then on. He could actually watch his thoughts forming before he thought them. Katy: Sigh...this sounds like one of your "stories". Adam: That's nothing. You should hear about "Booger Brain Bill".
nosirrom over 7 years ago
And then there was “Earwax Brain Tony”. (he never read the warnings or instructions for anything)
pcolli over 7 years ago
Don’t forget “Cotton Bud Benny”.
Doctor Toon over 7 years ago
…and nobody ever talks about what happened to Pencil-Brain-Paul
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
I can still see a dark spot under the skin of my finger where I accidentally jabbed myself with a pencil…
cuzinron47 over 7 years ago
I don’t think I want to hear about Booger Brain Bill.
Perkycat over 7 years ago
I’m with you CUZINRON47 – I didn’t want to hear about all those other guys either.
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Alternate facts Adam.