Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2017
February 05, 2017
February 07, 2017
Transcript:
"Rat the President" Man: Good morning, Mr. President...what's on our agenda for today? Rat: Attacking France. By land. By sea. And by air. Man: My God. They've been one of our allies for almost 250 years. What happened? Rat: Some kid there tweeted that I had a big nose. Man: Could we maybe just ignore him? Rat: Can't. He has 400 followers.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And what’s your point here Pastis?
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Time for a “Match Game” moment:
“Dumb Donald is soooooo dumb…”
(“How dumb is he?”)
“His idea of foreign relations is telling other countries to [blank].”
Bilan almost 8 years ago
We’ve only existed for 240 years. Where did the other almost-10 come from?
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Mr Pastis ?………..And that thing called Vichy France during WWII
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Nah, gonna be Iran. Those little boats.
sandflea almost 8 years ago
Guess sending troops to Mexico to take care of those “bad Hombres” will have to wait too.
gopher gofer almost 8 years ago
recapturing the uc berkeley campus has certainly got to be a top priority…
mjb515 almost 8 years ago
He is French, he might see you as being a brother schnozz.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Kids everywhere create the messes that the whole society pays for. French kids are no worse than most; also, no better.
Better a Tweet-tweet Flame War than a real shooting war, though….
Comics almost 8 years ago
400 Followers? That’s not alot!!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Apparently one of those 400 is Rat.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
you are in a word weird
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Rat is in the perfect place for people like him.