Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 22, 1981

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Mike: Have any idea what brought on Zonker's relapse, Pam? Pam: Well, he muttered something about today being the first day of the cocoa butter open. He's got a very deep base, so my guess is he used to follow professional tanning. He may have even once competed himself. Where's he from? Mike: Nobody knows. Mark: His part is sort of shrouded in myth. Pam: Figures...look, let me give you the name of a good halfway house. Mike: Oh, no, we couldn't.. Mark: We take care of our own here, miss! Pam: Now, listen, you can't be too proud to ask for help!