Overboard by Chip Dunham for February 20, 2017

Back in the day, all rabbits were quite large. Unfortunately, they developed a taste for non-GMO green crap and their resultant stunted growth genes were passed down through several generations. Then one day they all realized, ‘Hey, we’re not big anymore". That forced the species to abandon their historical defense mechanism (boxing) and replace it with a new type of defense (cuteness).

All of the giant rabbits are named ‘Harvey.’

Yeah, that and the rabbit wore boxing gloves. But you didn’t mention that, did you?

Good morning, Crew!

Aaannddd… this is the reason wolves hunt in packs…

But rabbit punches are illegal!

TOUGH BUNNY!

Discretion being the better part of valor…

Six foot tall rabbits would be rather intimidating, like kangaroos. Probably why the Tasmanian Wolf went extinct.

A man I know said if he had to shoot animals for food, he wouldn’t eat much meat. He also told me about somewhere in the bible it is wrong to kill anything with hands, “hand-paws”, like monkeys, apes, raccoons, rats, ferrets, mice, all the little critters who manipulate there food. Also cute scared little bunnies would be too hard to kill, so his wife understands that, but wouldn’t believe a 6 foot tall Rabbit.

I was gonna say, Grog … You don’t often see rabbits in boxing gloves. Though, I suppose anything’s possible here in “Overboard-Land”.

Good Evening, Crew.