Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2017

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    Superfrog  about 8 years ago

    We all fall upon the thorns of life.

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    orinoco womble  about 8 years ago

    They broke up on Valentine’s Day.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago

    “…. was a dumb idea. Are you going to hold it against me forever?”

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    jreckard  about 8 years ago

    It was a dumb idea … full (temporarily) of hot air.

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    Qiset  about 8 years ago

    Roses? More than one rose. Roses were a bad idea.

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    P51Strega  about 8 years ago

    It was so romantic, she went all to pieces.

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    J Short  about 8 years ago

    That date went flat in a hurry.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    ♫♪Ya done stomped on my heart,

    And you mashed that sucker flat……

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    Charlie Chan say balloon like vir#in, one pr*ck, all gone.

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    RAGs  about 8 years ago

    It reminds me of a cartoon I saw many years ago in Playboy. A very attractive young woman was holding a rose and saying, “It was my boyfriend’s idea to send me a dozen roses. It was the florist’s idea to deliver them one at a time.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    “You were supposed to pop the question, not us!”

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