The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 11, 2017
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Transcript:
Wilberforce: Why do I have to go to the dentist's office today, Mom? Gladys: They're going to clean your teeth. Wilberforce: Aw, gee, then I wasted my time brushing my teeth this morning! DR. HUNT
flyertom almost 8 years ago
My dentist had a particularly pretty girl serving as his hygienist, whom I asked if she had any friends once they found out what she did for a living. She just smiled and stabbed me in the gums for the 87th time.
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That’s why I eat Oreos on the way to my cleanings. I know it’ll be taken care of shortly.
jamessveta almost 8 years ago
That was the name of my dentist when I was a kid. Mean old bugger he was.