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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 02, 2017
March 01, 2017
March 03, 2017
Transcript:
Man: Look, I'm a divorce lawyer and I can tell you that only 58% of men are happier after a divorce. But 85% of women are happier. So if your intent is to make her miserable, stay married. Man: Wow, you're goooood.
Yes, I am good. That’ll be just $10,000. Look at it this way, I saved you another $25,000 in fees, plus you get to keep the house. On second thought, I’m not just good — I’m GREAT!
TossedSaladCartoon about 8 years ago
Winner of “Best Cartoon Of The Day”.
grossvatter about 8 years ago
and grow a mustache
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
That falls under the Category of; Cutting Off Your Nose to Spite Your Face!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Corollary: If your goal is to make her happy, leave.
Raider Red Premium Member about 8 years ago
Yes, I am good. That’ll be just $10,000. Look at it this way, I saved you another $25,000 in fees, plus you get to keep the house. On second thought, I’m not just good — I’m GREAT!