Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 25, 1987
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: ...And since everyone else was doing it, you figured using inside information was okay? Phil: Yeah, like the golden rule says. Rev. Sloan: Uh...the golden rule? Which golden rule is taht? Phil: "Do unto other before they do it unto you first." Rev. Sloan: Okay, ethically, you seem to be al ittle rusty, Phil. Why don't we review a few basic moral questions, okay? What's the opposite of wrong? Phil: Poor.