Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 16, 1987
Transcript:
B.D.: Ready? Boopsie: Yup! B.D.: How aobut Hunk? Boopsie: Him, too! B.D.: Back! Back! No picutres, please! Good morning. I'm B.D., Miss Boopstein's manager, and we're here today to kick off her 1987 world tour as channeler for Lord Hunk-Ra. Hunk-Ra, of course, is the noted 21,355 year-old warrior, and Boopsie is contacting him now to take your questions but first, a personal note. Today, I am announcing my retirement from professional sports. I know this may come as a blow to both teammates and fans, but I hope they'll try to understand. The game has been very, very good to me, but I feel it's best to go out while I'm still on top. I'd be happy to comment further if there are any questions. Person: Oh, hell, I'll bite. what sport are you retiring from, B.D.? Boopsie: Hi! This is Hunk-Ra! I'm out right now, but if you leave a message...