The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 16, 2017

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    So that’s where they got the phrase “worming your way out of a ticket.”

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    WoodEye  over 7 years ago

    No matter which way you cut it, pretty clever!

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    To figure out that trick takes an annelidical mind.

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    jk123  over 7 years ago

    looks like the old bait and split routine

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Both hands on the steering wheel, buddy.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    The cutting edge of humor.

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    Croms  over 7 years ago

    That’s why a worm mannequin should always be kept in the passenger seat.

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    nosirrom  over 7 years ago

    Divide and conquer?

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    Lakegal  over 7 years ago

    I like that he travels with a knife in the back seat in case of emergencies like this. Keeps him on the cutting edge.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    I know flatworms can do that, but earth worms?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    A long time ago the Mrs had a boss who had an infant carrier and an expensive life-like doll for use in HOV lanes. She was caught once. the officer asked to see the baby. Fines for not only the HOV violation but also for the fraud. $1000.00 AND a suspended license.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 7 years ago

    I had to look twice, but I see what he did there!

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    zippykatz  over 7 years ago

    Know what’s worse than a worm in your apple?---

    Half a worm.

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    cheap_day_return  over 7 years ago

    Yes Officer, it’s my better half.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    The other half has the license.

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    Sodaburger  over 7 years ago

    but does he have a permit for the knife?

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