Close to Home by John McPherson for March 13, 2017

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    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    We had a minor incident last flight that unfortunately resulted in one flight attendant leaving us. We like to make sure you get full service, so we’re attempting to keep all our flight attendants on the plane until we land. Thank you for flying Aloha Airlines.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    That sounds better than “We’re waiting for the glue to dry.”

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    cgale42  almost 8 years ago

    The patches need to be on the reservation and dispatch systems.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 8 years ago

    On one flight they were having trouble getting the second engine started. Went back to the terminal. I was a little skeptical about the mechanic’s prowess when he showed up with a stepladder and a pair of vice grips.

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    SheMc  almost 8 years ago

    Soothing words!!!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I figure there’s no reason to worry until they start putting ejector seats and parachutes in the cockpit.

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    AZCoyote  almost 8 years ago

    Duct tape would have been funnier.

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