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Wives are obsolete:( Girlfriends are not:) Wives you can get rid of and do:( Girlfriends you can’t get rid of and wont:) You can never forget, with a frown, what that dirty wife did to you:( You always remember, with a smile, what that sweet girlfriend did to you:) A wife sits around all day farting, and belching, smelling kind of funny and talking doodoo:( A girlfriend is there with love, and poetry and then she’s gone:) If you want to turn an angel into a monster . . . marry her:(
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
Wives are obsolete:( Girlfriends are not:) Wives you can get rid of and do:( Girlfriends you can’t get rid of and wont:) You can never forget, with a frown, what that dirty wife did to you:( You always remember, with a smile, what that sweet girlfriend did to you:) A wife sits around all day farting, and belching, smelling kind of funny and talking doodoo:( A girlfriend is there with love, and poetry and then she’s gone:) If you want to turn an angel into a monster . . . marry her:(