Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 14, 1995

Transcript:

Duke: Ah...that was great! Nothin' like a good breakfast to start the day! Okay, son, let's see how closely you've been paying attention. Here's the set-up" You're lying in bed when you hear a noise. What do you do? Earl: I leap out of bed, and I grab my piece from the nightstand. I drop into a crouch and empty a full clip in the directio of the noise! Duke: Right, but you made one big mistake, didn't you? What safety rule did you break? Earl" Safety rule? Duke: Think, boy, think! This is important! Earl: Um...let's see... Duke: You never, ever leave your weapon unloaded! Earl: Oh, right... I knew that.