Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 28, 1995

Transcript:

Mike: Hmm...I'm in the mood for a touch fo trash. Oprah looks good. Oprah Winfrey (on television): Okay, let me see if I can wrap this up... Sherri, you say you were in love with Cornell, your father's boyfriend, until you found out he was also seeing your sister. Sherri: Right. Oprah: And Cornell, you say you couldn't help it, that your mother Angie beat you and stopped sleeping with you when she learned about your sex addiction. Cornell: Yeah. Oprah: And Angie, after you found your son cheating on you, you paid him back by backing over Sherri's sister. Angie: The tramp deserved it! Oprah: Okay, now, let me ask you all this - why did you decide to go public, degrading yourselves in front of this audience and millions of viewers? Guests: To help other people just like us! Oprah: Sir, were you helped? Man from audience: Yeah. I was thinking of dating mom, but forget it!