Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 06, 1995
Transcript:
Duke: Look, Brenner, I haven't got time to deal with this, but I'll call 911, okay? Zeke: Don't do us any favors, Duke! *Cough!* Duke: Look, jerk-face, if you hadn't been on the wrong side of the road, this wouldn't have happened! This is Bermuda, y'know! Zeke: You miserable, coke-addled old fool! This isn't Bermuda-- it's freakin' Colorado! Earl: He's right, Dad. We were just headed for Bermuda. Duke: By car? That makes no sense! Voice on phone: 911. Please hold.