Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 19, 1997

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Earl: Will this all be mine one day, dad? Duke: Nope... unless we can get that tart John Denver to sell out. The thing is, son, you got no idea how hard it is to be a parent today. Just giving a kid a normal upbringing is an incredible undertaking. Earl: Uh huh. Duke: Anyway...Hey! Do you hear that? Earl: Hear what? Duke: That! Earl: Whoopie! Awesome shooting, dad! Are they good to eat? Duke: Haven't a clue... I never hit one before.