I couldn’t picture you doing the other thing, Cosmo.
That’s why I don’t lose weight. I don’t forget to exercise, I forget I have exercised!!
My memory does pushups, pullups, squat thrusts, wall leaps, three-mile sprints, then forgets it all right away…
As Chauncey Depew said, “I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ”
And he lived to be 18 days short of 94 years old, having been born in 1834. There aren’t many doctors who can match that!!
Old guy says, “I don’t drink, smoke, or consort with wild women, and tomorrow I celebrate my 94th birthday.”
Other guy thinks for a minute and asks, “How?”
People lose weight by jumping to conclusions, grabbing at straws, etc. etc. etc. Think about it…
And wrestling with your conscience?
Leaping to conclusions and jumping the gun are a few more.
Exercise to me is when I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, enough exercise for me
ElDo, the spammers come back with a slightly different name than the one in the account that was deleted.
birdshit
terrencio: did you mean bull s#!t?
I’m already in shape. “Round” and “Pear” are shapes, aren’t they?
Rick McKee
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I couldn’t picture you doing the other thing, Cosmo.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
That’s why I don’t lose weight. I don’t forget to exercise, I forget I have exercised!!
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
My memory does pushups, pullups, squat thrusts, wall leaps, three-mile sprints, then forgets it all right away…
BigChiefDesoto almost 14 years ago
As Chauncey Depew said, “I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ”
And he lived to be 18 days short of 94 years old, having been born in 1834. There aren’t many doctors who can match that!!
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Old guy says, “I don’t drink, smoke, or consort with wild women, and tomorrow I celebrate my 94th birthday.”
Other guy thinks for a minute and asks, “How?”
Rise22 almost 14 years ago
People lose weight by jumping to conclusions, grabbing at straws, etc. etc. etc. Think about it…
rockngolfer almost 14 years ago
And wrestling with your conscience?
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Leaping to conclusions and jumping the gun are a few more.
taker48 almost 14 years ago
Exercise to me is when I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, enough exercise for me
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
ElDo, the spammers come back with a slightly different name than the one in the account that was deleted.
terrencio almost 14 years ago
birdshit
Yakety Sax almost 14 years ago
terrencio: did you mean bull s#!t?
treBsdrawkcaB almost 14 years ago
I’m already in shape. “Round” and “Pear” are shapes, aren’t they?