Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 16, 2009

And then the boobs come out?

I think I will frame my written reprimand. With boobs.

I am on the third book on the series…. so far, no boobs.

Funniest part – scrolling below the cartoon and seeing the ad for “Meet 1000s of friendly Russian ladies” …

So that’s where the boobs are: Russia.

Actually, if I could get a written reprimand for coming up with a one-liner like that, I WOULD frame it. Especially if it was signed by the Bishop.

so the boobs r not in rusia, trust me we just read a rusin book for class. i got to the third lbb book and lost it somewhears. nev fin

Yah! The boobs come out! SPARE!!

Hmm, a book about staying in a world of sinners vs. a heaven of self-righteous? Not sure which would be worse…I’ll take the less boring one! Ha, and how did the sex addict get past HR screening?

I’m wondering who the boob was who dubbed those luscious things “boobs” in the first place.

“Succulent Protuberances” says it far better for me.

boobs wrote this

Can I post my reprimand on my cube?

If the “Left Behind” series had been written from a Moslem perspective instead of a Christian one, they would have been condemned for promoting religious violence and terrorism.