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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 24, 2008
Transcript:
Professor: It's hard to believe you've even BEEN in my class, Mr. Harris... have you learned anything about botany? Anything at all? Mr. Harris? Zipper: Well, I can almost see the science building from my dorm... Professor: I thought not. Zipper: ... but there's a tree in the way - a conifer!
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
Ok, I admit it. Ā I donāt get it. Ā Iām sure itās me. Iām a moron. Ā I guess some of the brilliant minds who frequent this comic will have to explain to me why this should be funny.
margueritem over 16 years ago
At least he knows the name of the tree that blocks his view, so the class wasnāt a total waste of time.
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
Does he? I dunno. Wikipedia says, āTypical examples of conifers include cedars, douglas-firs, cypresses, firs, junipers, kauris, larches, pines, redwoods, spruces, and yews.ā Ā Iād think if heād learned something he could be more specific. Ā But, I dunno. I admit it. I have no clue.
The_Jerk_Store over 16 years ago
Christ, UncaAlby, for someone who doesnāt like this strip, you sure spend a hell of a lot of time commenting on it. Canāt the rest of us just read it in peace, for once?
DoctorDan over 16 years ago
Iāll give it a try, UncaAlby. You see, when Sarah was asked about what she knew about foreign policy, she started her answer by stating that she could see Russia from Alaska and then expanded on that fact. Many people, including me, thought that it was a pretty absurd answer. GT is satirizing that answer.
But maybe that was one of those āgotchaā questions, like asking her what newspapers she reads.
Laynebrain over 16 years ago
Itās functioning on two levels: mocking Sarah Palin, and mocking college students. (Iām a professor, and I have uttered the words spoken by the prof in the first two panelsāthough about English, not botany.)
runar over 16 years ago
DoctorDan, it is absurd. The only place in all of Alaska whence one can see Russian territory is Little Diomede Island, and, according to its 150 residents (most of whome donāt even know who Sarah Palin is), sheās never been there.
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/30/you-can-see-russia-from-here/
ChiehHsia over 16 years ago
Maybe she visited a Russian Orthodox church once and figures that counts.
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
The_Jerk_Store says:
Christ, UncaAlby, for someone who doesnāt like this strip, you sure spend a hell of a lot of time commenting on it. Canāt the rest of us just read it in peace, for once? Ā Nobodyās forcing you to read my comments!
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
Susan001 says:
This is the poster who just last week stated that anybody who doesnāt think as he does is āuneducatedā, and should not vote in November. Ā There is now no doubt whatsoever. Susan001, your reading comprehension is ZERO. Ā You just canāt argue with a fascist. Ā Sure, you can argue all you want. [Yawn!] Wake me when you find one, and Iāll show you how itās done. Ā In the meantime, itās challenging to argue with someone with the reading and analytical skills of a 6-year-old, who knows little more than ad hominem and strawman attacks. But, Susan, I donāt mind, I do it anyway.
MaryWorth Premium Member over 16 years ago
Mr. Harris, since when does a conifer have leaves? itās a Pin oak, you Pinhead!
Eugeno over 16 years ago
Leaves arenāt mentioned, but thereās a lot of conifers in Alaska - and - āMr. Harris?ā in the third panel - Zipās unable to keep what there is of his āmindā on the topic at hand - been there - seen that -
This is getting wonderfully absurd, which is seldom gut-bustingly funny, hence itās lack of great popularity. The Absurd usually doesnāt resolve the conflict in any clear-cut way, rather leaving many doors, and/or windows, open for the audience to develop itās own conclusion(s) - rather like life - the prof will likely get to the point of wondering, not only why Zip is in his class, but how he got into the school in the first place (Oh, wait - are we talking about Walden, here?) - and Zipper will drift off in his usual vague fog, his āmindā occupied with whatever next crops up in his immediate field of vision, or why his iPod isnāt working, or his cell phone has no messages, or heās hungry - yā know - the really important stuff -
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
doctortoon says:
Looks like UncaAlby needs a medication adjustment Ā
Susan001 says:
No, doctoortoon, UncaAlby needs a straight-jacket and a padded cell! Ā Both of you need to brush up on your insults. Iāve heard better on a grade-school playground. Ā Is that where you think you are? Ā Why donāt you hush up and let the adults have a civilized discussion? Many of us have varying disagreements over varying issues, and weāre able to hash them out without throwing insults around. Ā We may not change each otherās minds, but we might at least challenge each other. Ā Maybe when youāre older, youāll understand.
Radical-Knight over 16 years ago
Keep it cleanā¦ petty name calling and belittling someoneās character is unnecessary, especially if the antagonist has never met their intended victim. Leave the mudslinging to the professional politicians.
Radical-Knight over 16 years ago
Mom used to tell me: Just ignore them and theyāll just go away. (That doesnāt usually work though)
It takes one to know one. ( Usually the antagonist WAS what they were calling me.)
Treat others as you wish to be treated. (Ah yes, lead by example. I try so hard and come away with thinking Iāve done my best)
My dad never raised his voice to us kids and never laid a hand on us in anger that I recall. Iām still trying to be just like him.
Radical-Knight over 16 years ago
Consider the source, yes another good one. Do it all the time then try to ignore that source. Iām trying to develope a āHAPPY PLACEā like Opus.
Radical-Knight over 16 years ago
Iāve noticed some people thrive on insults so they CAN retalliate. If something sounds like a possible insult I try to see it as a slip-of-the-tongue and let it pass.
Alby, there is hidden humor in the strip and you are NO moron.
The Old Wolf over 16 years ago
He who takes offense when none was offended is a fool. He who takes offense when offense was intended is a bigger fool. -Various Attributions Ā BIGOT, n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. -Ambrose Bierce Ā Play nice, children, or weāll have to close the sandbox.
ChiehHsia over 16 years ago
ccdesan - Bravo for the Ambrose Bierce quote. Iām sure Dorothy Parker learned much of her best technique from Mr. Bierce.
fairportfan over 16 years ago
Susan001 says:
āNo, doctoortoon, UncaAlby needs a straight-jacket and a padded cell!ā   ITYM āstraitjacket.
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
I just want to say, Iām not the one who came in here and started calling people ātrollā, asking GoComics to ban people from the board, calling people a ānut-caseā, suggesting that people take their āmedsā or be placed in a straitjacket. Ā I think Iāve made some fairly rational arguments regarding the comic strip, Trudeau, Republicans and Democrats. I donāt expect everybody to agree with me. And Iāve read some rational responses. But even some of the rational responses have been sandwiched in insults. Ā But thatās Ok. I know thatās how these forums work. Iāve been wearing asbestos underwear in public opinion forums like this probably before some of you could walk. So go ahead, flame away. Ā Just remember, it can and will go both ways. Donāt dish it out if you canāt take it.
tobybartels over 16 years ago
Did Palin ever say anything about seeing places from her window? (As far as I know, that was Tina Fey.)
Eugeno over 16 years ago
Ms. Palin did say, early on, that she could see Russia, āā¦ from my house, ”, which was a dead quote in the first SNL bit.; Some thought she was trying to be facetious. Maybe she meant if she was standing on the roof ā¦
tobybartels over 16 years ago
Thanks, Eugeno.