Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 03, 2017

Yeah, you’re going to get a tricorne hat and a musket. Be ready to fight for freedom at a minute’s notice.

I ask myself that same question every evening.

The problem is the British Red Coat is made in China; the musket in Mexico and the tea is from South America.

I thought the kid needed summer school.

Thank you Hobbes for what you said.

When you get married, Calvin. In fact, June is Paul’s peak season for cookware.

Today’s Custom Comic, and my nationality’s version of the strip.

https://ibb.co/dzSwhv

Meanwhile, in Delhi and Bangalore, real Indians are giggling.

Paul Revere wasn’t very imaginative when it came to giving gifts. And he wasn’t very good at keeping them a secret either. Everyone knew what they were getting because he kept shouting “Two Arms, Two Arms”

That’s one way of looking at it.

If I could, I would print out that second panel and stick it on my wall.

I just want to point out as well that what Hobbes said applies to the whole world. Not just America.

xxx

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