Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 07, 2017

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 7 years ago

    He wants a pizza?

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    Thirdbase  over 7 years ago

    He’s fine with the bacon bits though.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    What’s your point here, Slick? The place is called Soups & Salads. What part of that is confusing you?

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    “…And I want you to hold the chicken between your knees.” Name that movie.

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    DanFlak  over 7 years ago

    My niece claimed to be a vegetarian but she especially liked the pepperoni vegetable on pizza. In New Jersey there is a pizza place that serves a salad on a pizza (mostly peppers) and it’s delicious.

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Instead of eating here, why don’t you eat of the garbage bin out back?

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 7 years ago

    Kinda like Jack Nicholson in “Five Easy Pieces”.

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    “Saladizza” !

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    g.iangoodson  over 7 years ago

    Taking the pizza?

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    KEA  over 7 years ago

    People who can’t order off the menu drive me crazy (unless it’s a * restaurant).

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    Jim Kerner  over 7 years ago

    Why are her eyes so far away from her nose? Even Marty Feldman’s eyes weren’t that bad!

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    Spooky D Cat  over 7 years ago

    Hmmm, in my experience it’s usually the women who want the special orders.

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 4 years ago

    Sorry Sir were not Pizza Hut

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