Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 04, 2017

The “guy” on the left has two faces on his face.

Either one of them should be able to win the costume prize at a cosplay convention

We prefer to be called Trekkers.

Oh, there’s plenty more to do here than that! What about the favorite alien pastime of abducting a rural southerner and sticking a probe up his a**?

there’s always corn mazes…