Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2017

Yeah…Mark’s running out of ideas.

I find he’s missing only sometimes.

Those times have been a bit too close together for the past month.

Must have hit Esc instead of Ctrl.

He was on the Blue Screen Mile.

They should have been more careful when booking him.

That would be frustrating if you got to page 403 of a Stephen King novel.

Can he exit without a paper jam?

Watch out! He’ll cut you!

Shouldn’t the guards have scissors?

CTRL+ALT+DEL, Reinstall Windows and 1,000s of Updates, Edit Registry, Cold-Start, or Screw-It, take your choice.

I seen their ‘wanted posters’ quite often – lately.

Lately it’s been the 1/4 inch diameter rotating bluewater ring – round and around and ar….gh!

So 404 is an agent number?

It’s a thin opening, but the es’paper might make it!