Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 22, 2017

let’s not forget nephew Spork who came to live with them so he can find a job

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago

Do you?

Neither (no lawn here – @Peter: Regarding to Stan, there is no lawn there, either) nor (why should I jump – and to something wild, no less! From it – OK…)

Jump to wild conclusions??? Yeah, ain’t it wild!!!

Do I? Every chance I get. Wait, do I what ?

Do I what?

I never jump off the deep end. I can’t swim.

I’m taking the 5th.