Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 14, 2010
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Son, it's understandable that you'd be a little homesick!" Ralph says, "But living at college is a great experience! Opportunities abound!" Ralph says, "It's also a great place to meet girls! There are 10,000 women enrolled here!" Ralph says, "At least one of them might find you interesting!" Norman says, "So far, 9,743 don't!"