Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 26, 2017

kid better not be thinking of committing patricide

Tony says “Yeah, why?”

I dunno, Tony….

Cos I’m not….

If for no other reason, bcause I know that when they make that big payout,

they tend to filter out people who aren’t listed as beneficiaries…

I mean….. you didn’t put me on there, did you?

… and also the ones that, you know, murdered you and stuff.

Elliot is thinking about making an investment? Or a withdrawl?

Just tell him he’s cut out of the Will and not to worry

Besides life insurance now-a-days is burial insurance

They should call it what it is. Death insurance.

@Tony: Why not?

And yes I did stop paying my life insurance so you can stop plotting my demise.