Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 12, 2017

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    That’s what your long clubs are for. Smack him upside the head before he can reach you.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Dogleg.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    That’s no lie.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Take a 9 iron. And a baseball bat.

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    leester39 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    We don’t have any bushes on our golf course…

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Even though it was a family name, his mama should have reconsidered naming her boy Cletus Stomp IV. He never stood a chance in high school.

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    Oh no! It’s the tickle monster!!! Run for your lives!!!!

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