Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for October 10, 2010

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    napaeric  about 14 years ago

    only to realize I could have done better, so I immediately dove back in the Channel and guess what? I got within 50 feet before I got tired and had to go back.

    Next time I might be able to get within 25 feet, I bet.

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    babbie Premium Member about 14 years ago

    This joke has two possible interpretations: (1) after almost making it, he turned around and swam the much longer distance back to his starting place OR (2) he only got 100 yards from the shore he started at before turning around.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    How do you spell “Chunnel”?

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    ankerdorthe  about 14 years ago

    It is an old Marx Brothers joke. The Italian airmen crossing the Atlantic, but lacking kerosene had to go back for more.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I like wummin cross the channel.

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