Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 31, 2017

Actually, it’s instant dumplings.

It’s rice.

Don’t forget the bath salt and pepper.

I guess thyme will tell.

You are over dressed for the hot tub. would you mind removing some feathers?

What? No celery and carrots?

If you don’t keep those things clean, it can get nasty, just stewing in your own juices.

He prefers “pleasantly plump” to “chunky”, thank-you very much.

Just tell him it’s Kluski.