The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 19, 2017

I thought he had a girlfriend.

Time to bounce.

He’s just a pouch potato.

Well, you’re a ‘roo, so anywhere can be your ’room. If I were you, I’d worry more about the ‘and board’ part.

Sad to portray a broken family.

You need to play outside, anyway.

I bet the beer is better, mate.

But you always have to sleep on the pouch at mom’s.

Dad lives in Mudville. Usually, there’s no joeys in Mudville.

Once again, dad strikes out.