Since you will all be deeply immersed in meditation and self-denial in order to reach true enlightenment, the sandwiches are all for me. And because this may take several days and my maid is away visiting her sick sister, the changes of clothes are all for me too. So pretty much everything is for me.
Now, don’t you feel somewhat enlightened? Let’s continue.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
Since you will all be deeply immersed in meditation and self-denial in order to reach true enlightenment, the sandwiches are all for me. And because this may take several days and my maid is away visiting her sick sister, the changes of clothes are all for me too. So pretty much everything is for me.
Now, don’t you feel somewhat enlightened? Let’s continue.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 7 years ago
No wonder your monastery folded up so quickly, Liverlips.