Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 11, 2010

Just because you’re paranoid it doesn’t mean no one is out to get you!

It was “them”, wasn’t it?

I wonder if his anthem isn’t, I always feel like, somebody’s watchin’ me

Hi I’m Simon, and I’m paranoid.

First, I’m afraid to drive because I’m conviced that one out of every seven drivers on the road has been drinking. I’m also certain there’s a one-in-six chance that I’ll be a crime victim sometime in the next year…and everywhere I go, I imagine that surveillance cameras are watching me.

… The little people told me! “The Fisher King” http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1800166123/info

“Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers”

I thought it was a Klan meeting for a second. But that could be Paranoids Anonymous too.

^ Comic strip brainstorm!!

“Dark Side of the Ku Klux Klan”

…destined to be an underground hit.

@ the sheeted horse: Who are you and why do you want to know?

@ Simon: I used to think I was suffering from hypochondria, but thankfully it was all in my head.