Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 10, 2017

It must be hard to call a pink dog “Dude”.

How did Poo-poo get past the invisible fence when wearing the collar? Perhaps his owner forgot to turn on the fence?

Ah, that explains it. Maintain your distance, Dude.

Thankfully, he’s not getting ‘feelings’ for Droolia!

I knew a girl in high school like that. I haven’t been to a high school reunion, ever.

Or it could mean you’re into S&M.