Oh, it’ll make giant pancakes all right….
but they’re probably not the kind you’re thinking of.
Like… when your tire hits a tiny bump, and the apparently unsecured car slides off that rimless spatula blade…
Giant SPLAT-ula!
Or when the spatula sets the car down in front of the oncoming traffic in that lane…
Blam!
Pancake City!
BTW we don’t have passing lanes here….
When there is more than one lane in the same direction, the rule is, slower traffic keep right, faster traffic both drive and pass on the left.
But you stay in those lanes.
Personally, I prefer to use it like a fly swatter. Especially when two of them get side by side and block both lanes of traffic.
I am in no hurry as I start out early enough to get where I’m going. So I have to set my cruise control to 60MPH or I wind up doing 40MPH!
Can we first solve the more important problem of the ***holes who recklessly weave in and out of traffic at 65 mph on the NJ turnpike, and those who insist on tailgating at that speed?
This could be a best seller.
I’d like one to get rid of the tailgater on my back bumper.
Kicking ourselves for not saying “it’s a lane changer”
i’ll wait for the highway pitchfork to come out…
Dan Thompson
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago
Oh, it’ll make giant pancakes all right….
but they’re probably not the kind you’re thinking of.
Like… when your tire hits a tiny bump, and the apparently unsecured car slides off that rimless spatula blade…
Giant SPLAT-ula!
Or when the spatula sets the car down in front of the oncoming traffic in that lane…
Blam!
Pancake City!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago
BTW we don’t have passing lanes here….
When there is more than one lane in the same direction, the rule is, slower traffic keep right, faster traffic both drive and pass on the left.
But you stay in those lanes.
whiteheron about 7 years ago
Personally, I prefer to use it like a fly swatter. Especially when two of them get side by side and block both lanes of traffic.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago
I am in no hurry as I start out early enough to get where I’m going. So I have to set my cruise control to 60MPH or I wind up doing 40MPH!
paullp Premium Member about 7 years ago
Can we first solve the more important problem of the ***holes who recklessly weave in and out of traffic at 65 mph on the NJ turnpike, and those who insist on tailgating at that speed?
GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago
This could be a best seller.
JaneCl about 7 years ago
I’d like one to get rid of the tailgater on my back bumper.
brevitycomics creator about 7 years ago
Kicking ourselves for not saying “it’s a lane changer”
gopher gofer about 7 years ago
i’ll wait for the highway pitchfork to come out…